George Calfa

Stable Genius

…because I'm cognitively there...

Get Back On The Pole

"...trying to fight it but losing control..."

credits

George Calfa - vocals, keyboards
Shemp Mcmucking - bass
Wipe Stinkerton - drums
Screamin' Jeff Geewiz - guitar
Dr. Arno King - guitar
Arthritic Stephanie - saxophone
Siamese Judy - background vocals 

Has It Always Been This Dumb?

...orange hair, just like bozo the clown..."

credits


George Calfa - vocals, keyboards
Shemp Mcmucking - bass 
Wipe Stinkerton - drums 
Screamin' Jeff Geewiz - saxophone 
Dr. Arno King - violin 
Arthritic Stephanie - cello 
Siamese Judy - background vocals 

Living In Oblivion


"I wanna' be just like you,"
"I wanna' walk around without a frigging clue."
"It must be so nice to be living in oblivion." 

Angie Called Him Hip Hop

Someone brought her coffee... She didn't know his name... He had a "singsongy" voice... Angie called him Hip Hop...

The Surgery Song

"Why does Cher Look like a Tranny, and Mary Hart from Entertainment Tonight? All those old broads trying to look young... The only thing they look like is well-hung... "

Good Slut Gone Bad

She was the best... The best he ever had... Now, she's a good slut... A good slut, gone bad...

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