George Calfa

Living In Oblivion

"I wanna' be just like you," 
"I wanna' walk around without a frigging clue." 
"It must be so nice to be living in oblivion." 

Angie Called Him Hip Hop

Someone brought her coffee... She didn't know his name... He had a "singsongy" voice... Angie called him Hip Hop...

The Surgery Song

"Why does Cher Look like a Tranny, and Mary Hart from Entertainment Tonight? All those old broads trying to look young... The only thing they look like is well-hung... "

Good Slut Gone Bad

She was the best... The best he ever had... Now, she's a good slut... A good slut, gone bad...

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