Congratulations! You are about to listen to the most remarkable of all recordings ever. Notsinatra is a montage of recordings like no other. Most of the album was recorded while falling from a great height using 1500 foot bungee cords attached to some very exotic recording equipment including ducks and fiber saturated brick mortar. This tribute album to a great man's immortal singing career bears virtually no similarity to any previous tributes and is thoroughly Notsinatra.

Produced by, mair, rodgers, calfa © 1990

Dedicated to Lloyd George Mair Jr.

March 8, 1948 - November 24, 2019

The Artists:

Foley Ronson - slide baritone

Sister Sioj - lick thumber

Aze Morkum - porch railing

Lentil Joe Bigen - orchards

Stive 'mix' Beeds - article 7

Esther Oh - pipe

Limps Bosstin - hand and knee

Iylee Iffits - cork

Kick Boxy - hole

Dade Femish - bike

Lodorge Don Vic - light meter

Imp Sweden - small bandage

Kin Von Dod - slide sword

Art Toon - bass

Lois Viv - plastic wood

Wheeler Tybar - pink clicker

Landy Boryit - pint containers

Bench Douga - large boards

Risk Benton - oleo horn

Ui Hicks - Tam

Hiffidar Lyponics - creedmore bin

Bon Bon Jones - bin bin

Bontir La Parlo - eyes and lips

Rev. Bon Bin - bin bon

Ook Memberson - toy boat

Liste Sidiwitchkoski - sausage

Pheff Oshinko - tripod rope

Jonny Dogo - english horse

Potts Longy - french horse

Gig Doremty - koluba

Ironhead 'bip' Watson - doorbell

Samy Simpo - pantaloons

Poley Hollow - crutch stopper

Jes Nork - christly wood

Clyde Lafeff - height

Christly Wood - jesnork

Hitter Gravis - ham organ

Andre Fif - jeep harp

Ott Nottz - pica valve

Pens Kilgorenoks - tenor sprinkler

Yipes Cranbig - arthur tongs

Oring Kent Do - simple thin

Ellory Been - police bells

Dr. Arno King - string cheese

Texture Rotbone - leavening

Velventine Herm - hydro mac

Ixty 'Bart' Tesserac - pepper horn

Hijinks MacDoug - cranberrys

Testy Milo - Dave

Vince The Big Che - univox

Oily Mike Barstool - effort rack

Vuiort Sis - lots of things

Willis Lobostein - dark rocks

Atry Tiipen - sinks

Moo Oops Loo - oink sampler

Fort Ape - lords

Ollie Cornbalast - boat whistle

Dorin Teleenbar - chord

Fellit Fierceness - base beard

Tent Mahoney - kill bars

Brent Afterhat - undertone

Dink Licks - lats

Seven Wayfarer - reed bag

Kemp Kimne - socks

Peach Puppethead - lava spoons

Dier Did - brooms

Babbison Trycoleric - herpeschord

Lu Lu Vicdamona - perks

Diaphonous Lembik - tatortone

Diana Rigly - hat plates

Arthritic Stephanie - bimperstops

Johny Homerkin - basement pads

Ork Leanover - whybangers

Shemp Mcmucking - brats

Ted 'the pumpkin' Eltospee - piano

Siamese Judy - cats

Oley Oscarkle - jungle gym

Ribs Mctaco - black bird

Aaaaaag Wiffieman - bent easter thing

Brad Upyours - benders

Crossroad Barney - pistol whip

Stupid Sally Roget - this n' that

Mrs. Papaloose - Indian blanket

Tick Tick Laroose - shirt horn

Awful Big Henderson - whatever the heck he wants

Son of Sunny 7 - fish bon bons

Dave 'Dave' Davis - trupest

Confused Lenny - broken machines

Billy Martinizing - irons

'Whoops' Larry Larry - toad synth

Breaken d' Glase - smash pus

Orkan McDooDow - home town frown

Lordy Havmircy - prayer domes

Eel 'Snake' Wormish Slime - trombone

Backwards Andy Grippi - sacks of dung

Berny Feh - tire tool

So So Soozie - leg buttons

Screamin' Jeff Geewiz - wishing well

Ge Sus Jones - templates

Teeth Elmore - wire stem

Hardy Harphar - plant stems

Ik Bok - rock

Tenaseep Halherbamer - pastor and paris

Wah Wah Misty Adams - camels

Bad Wallace Mistit Ipple - tin pie

Whitey Noise - white noise

Perse Arnal - sip sips

Tin Cup Davis - tin cup

Gig Yu Ke - tape

Femmish Tennish - davis cup

Dan Ce - light bulbs

Whalebones 'Newark' Delaware - tenor fax

Bin Dare Gon - telephone keys

Cran Being - lick sticks

Stops Stoppington - f-stops

Ya Ya Holiwar - rewind

Jerk Johansson - swish trombell

Don Kehody - seismology

Wipe Stinkerton - smellophone

Charlie Park Here - cold train

Billy 'Now and Then' Lillerlill - fedora

Huge Master Killer - cereal

Totally Root - wolf hooker

Ruth Fullajuice - retarded laughs

Birdie 'Bird' Birdbird - fluke

Eric Bourbon - animals