🌌 The Thank You Void – Unearthed Frequencies From the Past That Never Was

In a story too strange for science fiction and too funky for history, The Thank You Void brings you a sonic artifact from a timeline that never quite existed.

Hailing from a distant planet with a deep love for 1990s Earth electronic music, these two alien beatmakers had access to the most advanced audio tech in the universe — and still chose to record their debut demo on a dusty old 4-track cassette recorder. Why? Because vibe matters more than fidelity.

Their destination? Earth, 1993 — the peak of synths, samplers, and analog grit. Their mistake? A miscalculated wormhole jump that landed them in Paleolithic Earth.

Stranded with no chance of connecting with the human rave scene and just enough fuel to return home, they buried their two-song demo in a futuristic, indestructible case beneath what would one day be modern-day Berlin.

Fast forward thousands of years — enter Dr. Mortimer W. Bart, archaeologist by profession, bedroom producer by obsession. During a dig near the Spree River, he unearthed the case. Inside? Two analog gems. Raw. Warped. Alien. Beautiful.

He remastered them, adding only a touch of sparkle, and now… the frequencies are yours.

Track 1: Rational Human Being — A hypnotic groove pulsing with outsider commentary on human logic, layered in warbling pads, dusty beats, and a voice filter only an alien would choose.

Track 2: AYAAH! — A chaotic, body-jacking dance transmission that blends tribal rhythms with glitched-out interplanetary synths and an inexplicable yell that somehow… slaps.

This isn’t nostalgia. It’s fossilized futurism.

This isn’t a reissue. It’s a debut from the distant past-future.

The Thank You Void invites you to press play and lose yourself in the paradox.

Streaming now. Somewhere between then and never. 

TYV review : "I listened to this music so intently that I lost all feeling in my lower limbs. I became a cripple for life but it sure was worth it. I knew a guy who got off heroin by grooving to TYV. He liked the high so much that he became a vegetable. What greater praise  could there be than turning into a quadriplegic blob from listening to your favorite music.  Long livedielivediedielive TYV."  - Warren Bloom